Shush now, don’t let silly facts get in the way of a good narrative.

Nerd

I heard he went on a bender with Todd Bouman and Tommy Kramer.

It’s the perfect example of a play that looks like a catch at full speed, but only under the scrutiny of slow-motion replay is there any doubt raised. I think he was still gathering the ball as he stepped out of the back of the end zone.

Uh, she traveled.

Boo, your take is bad and you should feel bad.

Don’t let the facts get in the way of a good narrative.

This guy deserves a second chance, too bad it’s probably too late for a return to the NFL.

Cyborg Justice

Translation: Tom Brady ate a strawberry and now he has full-blown hand AIDS.

And this is why NFL coaches prefer college QBs who have experience under center over those only familiar with taking the snap from a shotgun.

Nobody is saying she is making the most coherent statements. At best she’s actually trying to expose hypocrisy as it relates to the public backlash against the anthem protests, at worst she’s just trying to cover her ass after a failed blackmail attempt. It’s probably the latter.  

And that’s why you don’t see any horses kneeling during the anthem, they’re scared of the pigs on their backs.

Kirstjen Nielsen looks like the worst kind of PTA mom.

Uh, the anthem protests are about racial inequality, so that is totally her point.

It’s a misguided attempt to point out hipocracy for sure.

It almost makes sense when she frames it as a response to the anthem protest backlash.

Boo-urns

The 80’s were weird.

Easy there, Julian. Don’t get your fancy TB12 sports panties in a bunch.