Are you saying he shit bricks at Michigan?

“According to the Fox broadcast, Cam had trouble with the dark shield on his helmet getting pushed into his eye.”

I don’t know, man. I really didn’t think his Batman movies had any legs at all.

This is pretty much a middle school gym teacher’s final form.

+1 Beavis

+1 Beavis

I have no doubt he’ll walk again; but there is no chance he plays football again.

Uh, he clearly traveled.

• SUSTAINED GENITAL EDEMA AFTER PLACING A PIECE OF PVC PIPE ON HIS PENIS BEFORE AN ORGY SIX DAYS AGO

Sure, let’s go with that.

Yeah, no. That’s not how things work. You seem like a real jackass.

The NCAA reportedly considered reciending FSU’s bowl invite, but ultimately decided against it for fear of being called a, well, you know...

He traveled.

Yeah, no.

Whatever you say, pal.

Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me post a full P90X workout or something?

That was the joke. Thanks?

Right, sure it is, Tom.

My free health and fitness advice:

Just call him a retard and be done with it. Stop acting like your bad joke is a hill worth dying on. It was just the lowbrow version of the ol’ “huh, for being a member of the supposed master race he doesn’t look very superior” line. I will agree racism and the recent increase in alt-right activities are much more…

Okay, easy there, Tommy Toughpants.