I’ve got 6 million problems but bad jokes ain’t one.

More like a mount.

He really Gaza stripped the ball right out of that guy’s hands.

Funny, you posted your rant about a brain damaged individual on the wrong story about a brain damaged individual. It’s like ray-eee-ain on your wedding day...

Uh, this must be so embarrassing, that’s Morgan Freeman.

Yeah, but in this case judging is the sole factor in scoring.

Yeah Jeets

This is even better than my question as to whether or not anyone has asked Tim Tebow to try throwing a football with his right hand.

Ah yeah, I love that volleyball movie with the plane parts mixed in.

And some people like cucumbers pickled.

What you’ve just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it.

Remember, Connecticut is for fucking.

Weird, I thought he’d have to give up a rib to find a sexing partner.

When keeping it white goes wrong.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go to?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? Am I wrong?
And you may say yourself, “My God! What have I done?”

Or Torii Hunter.

Meh.

What’s next, a retrospective on early-aughts dead baby jokes?

Well, the lack of funds is what trigured the tragic decision to switch to river water. The residents weren’t paying their bills, the city couldn’t afford to pay for Detroit water, and their solution was to pull from the river. Not to say foreclosing on people for unpaid water bills isn’t dastardly, but it’s not just…