Rich people don’t write checks!?!?

Yes, yes, let the butthurt and ignorance flow through you.

With Garbrandt sidelined for months, Dillashaw asked for a flyweight title fight with Johnson, who refused because it’s a dumb idea that could inly help Dillashaw, who probably couldn’t make weight anyway. 

On second thought maybe he plans on fighting the case, hoping to get off with just a fee.

Wow, what a waste. I’d rank him character zero after this. I don’t know if he was drunk on bathtub gin or what, but whatever he was on had him bouncing around the room. I heard they found a tweezer in the car and he refused to provide a sample in a jar at the station. I guess he could be dealing with some heavy things…

Men are more likely to be murdered than women. It’s a cute meme and all so whatever, I guess.

Almost a year to the day Bryan Robinson died at just 41. Hopefully Cortez didn’t suffer the same fate, not that there is anything wrong with that.

More importantly, what does Rita Ora think of all of this?

Second place is just the first loser.

*Summer sport. The title is shared with curling.  

Uh, this is the result of white flight from football, not soccer.

Hey now, don’t forget Donte Stallworth. Hell, they even let Pacman back in the league. Assault, murder, and child abuse are all okay (as long as there is no video), but substance abuse/addiction issues? GTFO Cheech, we don’t serve your kind.

Definitely fake, but still not the worst lemon party I’ve seen.  

This is good Jez.

Yeah, but here’s the rub... JPants doesn’t want to take the 200 hours off, the company doesn’t want to pay it out, but JPant’s only leverage is the threat of taking 200 hours of PTO ahead of the change. JPants should negotiate a discounted payoff and take a week off to enjoy it before returning to work to slave away…

Fun Fact: There is only one player (the NT) on the Colts D with enough tackle stat to bring Bo down unassisted.

This must be a tough read for all the Pats fans already having a bad week, what with Tom Brady getting pinched for coke in Florida.

You seem fine to me!

Oher was probably confused because his TV mom told him all restaurants are now Taco Bells.