The real crime is the disproportionally long sentences chocolate labs face for essentially the same offense just because they are labeled “crack dogs”.

Of course you didn’t have fun, silly. You were “raised right”, clearly had a father in the household, and the means to travel to get your medical care... All while feeling the correct amount of shame and guilt. That is the right’s dream healthcare plan in action! Boot straps and shame for all women! You’re not like…

Swedish pancakes and lingonberry jam are delicious, so are schnapps and (some) herring.

An island that’s short on potatos is no joke - Ireland 1845

Or dancing, or weed, or weed and dancing.

What these people fail to grasp is there are only two kinds of people in the world, those who are sick and those who aren’t sick yet.

I’m convinced. We are now living in the darkest timeline .

Fuck no. Well, at least not until the players get a cut of the bowl game money paid to the coaches and schools and loss of value insurance policies. I bet Jake Butt thinks Gebril Peppers looks pretty smart right now, but I’m sure Harbaugh put in a good word for Jake since he such a team player.

As an industrial scale engineer I totally agree, none of this is shocking on a project of this size/complexity. But it’s still looks like a UFO parked in downtown Minneapolis.   

Cosby? Huh, I thought O.J. Was their new GM.

If you’ve got a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it.

Boom!

He’s not gonna want to load the bases, so look for low and away. But watch out for in your ear.

I work with some joyless assholes that think you’re only working hard if you are chained to you desk for 10 hours a day and miserable. They are suspicious of anyone who doesn’t share their shitty demeanor.

Yeah, there is no way Marshawn Lynch could pull this off.

Did you finally drop him from your fantasy football team?

IT WAS A POLICE ACTION

Yeah, no.

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