Aw, somebody didn’t get their orange slices and juice box at halftime.

You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can’t think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.

Somebody was listening to Chris Carter.

+1 Zuzu’s petals

Pop quiz: Who are Bert and Ernie named after?

Uh, fine then, I’ll settle for her non-union Mexican equivalent!

Do I need to come back down there?

Honestly, this could be used to explain why he would potentially get very aggressive with a cop trying to stop him. Brown didn’t know what the police did or did not know about his recent activities. If he had just been involved in a strained drug exchange he would most likely not want to talk with the cops. Still,…

Porkchop sandwiches!

Or letting them dance! The horror!

Uh, what about the players in their skin-tight spandex pants? They even have more body diversity going on than their cheerleading counterparts.

Gutters and stikes, man. Gutters and strikes.

CTE confirmed, shouldn’t this be filed to “Bad Brains”?

Dude, your username, it’s exactly how this law is enforced at the “ground” level. They stop those who look suspicious and ask for their papers in addition to looking for those with known criminal records... And we all know who is more likely to get pulled over in the first place. The whole thing is about rounding up…

#fakecommentnews

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Blazing Taek. So woke. Much bae. Savage AF. Slaaaaaaaay Qweeeeeen, Yaaaaaaaaas.

Wouldn’t it be “I’ll take the field” in this case?

Yes?

Well let’s see well let’s see, black kids with toy guns playing in the park get shot within seconds of the police arriving. Of course the officers never see an indictment for murder or charges, so “this” would “never” happen if the races were reversed. There would have never been a trial, just a couple of dead kids.