Yo Pat, a few notes on rucks:

The Night of the Living Dead?

Is that the vegan equivalent of baked Alaska?

Mike Brown: Hmm, and that’s why we don’t have a GM.*jumps in Scrooge McDuck-sized pool of local tax money* 

Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!

A better protest would have been to wear green (or some other color) and handout notes/flyers saying “an immigrant made this possible” with each transaction to make them and their contributions more visible to everyone. A loosely organized walkout from multiple, unrelated business was never going to be effective. This…

/Chip Kelly cums

Hey now, they say for Italians that is skilled labor, you know that?

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It’s not a trophy if you can’t drink beer out of it.

Drāno? If that doesn’t work try Old Crow.

Excuse me while I whip this out

Wait, are we sure those are below the waist?

Student Ath-uh-letes you say?

This is all bad and gross no matter which way it shakes out.

Fuck right off with that noise.

I mean, what’s the deal with airline food?

-1 left foot