No, please stay. I have graham crackers, maybe somebody else will show up with chocolate bars.

I know, right? That kind of shit is only for us dignified adult folk.

Marc Bulger, Rich Braham, and wait for it... Billy Mays, yes that Billy Mays.

Dude, “Famous” Amos Zereoué.

This is the logical extension of “Why won’t Obummer call the Fort Hood shooter a terrorist, what is he trying to hide!” logic the Right was fallen in love with. They need plenty of fuel to justify their desire to label certain groups of people by specific names so they can justify mistreating them while…

This was not your standard quad, this was probably a two-seater with a cage and seat belts.

And swimming pools, don’t forget those.

Nah, you must have missed it, Vick retired this week.

We need a gif of Butler losing his jock.

Nah man, BOFA smells like updog.

It starts at half past DEEZ NUTZ.

+1 Black Lotus

So she’s like the Ann Coulter of the NYC drug scene?

Well, she does look better than most Waffle House waitresses I know.

What do you mean “you people”? Paws are feet too.

*Womp, womp, whaaaa*

Tomlin is a grade A dirtbag. Porter appears to have anger and substance abuse issues. Good thing we know what is really ruining today’s NFL: Dancing.

You’re basically calling white women Aunt Thelmas.

Yeah but he’s got an option for another 4 years on the current deal.

This alternative facts thing is getting a little out of hand.