Get a load of these fucking hoopsters? Whatever happened to that thing?

Well, not the “ha ha” funny, it’s mostly the “sad and tragic” kind of funny.

Sunshine already does a “big” Cheez-It.

Chicken in a Biscuits are ranked way too low.

Clearly, she obviously gave the entire Packer’s D the HIV or something.

Apparently eight years under a black president turned white middle America into the most oppressed and systemically failed group in American history.

Is that a Sabbath joke?

You know, Tiff from the VFW, with the club foot. She really liked you, it’s just a shame I never got to scream “you’re not my real dad” at you.

Don’t forget the traffic and the broken promises to low income residents from the last time the Falcons scammed tax payers for a stadium. Oh, and they moved the Braves to the suburbs.

Hey now, my mom said nothing but nice things about you.

Prove to me Spikes is not the Swampthing’s love child, I dare you.

I think you meant “... to keep them on a board.”, right?

With or without papers?

I once played rugby with the male half of the Soviet skating duo in “The Cutting Edge” (he’s actually Canadian).

+1 You’re not my real dad!

Their hard Dicken’s Cider really warms you up on a chilly fall day.

That sad thing is the NCAA sees no issue with the coaches behavior here, but holy shit would he be in trouble if he booty-texted a recruit’s mom too many times.

So you’re guessing that’s his “O” face?

That’s great, but let’s try it next time without the travel.