There are no “winners” in war.

I bet his teammates think he’s a dick. They’d make a half-hearted attempt to break it up, but not before he took a couple of good shots.

Physically, yes, I agree he is well into his reproductive years. 

And?

Some people need help with that.

All kidding aside, this kid is showing symptoms of some serious impulse control issues. He needs to be taken off the court and out of school for some serious treatment for the sake of potentially saving the rest of his life

They scored too fast, I think not having Bo to grind out the clock changed their end game and left too much time for Watson to rub one out.

Meh. It was an overhand lateral followed by a forward pass, hence the colloquialism “double pass”. This is some weak highlight trutherism.

+40 oz to freedom

Moore should feel lucky only missing one play, most players get four games if they take a hit from Bud.

Talk about stretching the leather!

‘til I said “and creating a nuisance.”

+27 8x10 glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.

More like 96, hell, maybe even 86 depending on your scene.

Oops, Khloe ruined another almost-perfect post.

Wait, there are people who don’t eat the whole fried/tempura shrimp?

Ugh, the first weeks of January and the week before spring break are the worst.

Private property?

Draymond Green approves of this dunk.

That’s what she said.