Well, just half of him really.

Certainly not the Jews or Catholics. Oh, and no Irish either.

Careful, you could pull a hammy making a leap like that!

I only trust the word of tax dodging, slave owning, white men born almost 300 years ago too.

Based on the Rams display Monday night, it’s safe to say Fisher is holding Goff out for his own health and safety. No need to throw good money after bad.

Sounds just awful.

I was going to ask “what does breast cancer have to do with football?” and then make a titties joke about cheerleaders, but felt that was too disrespectful to all the mothers, wives, and daughters out there. So I’ll go this route instead:

Seriously, like dudes never call in sick when hungover or to go to a sporting event. Nope, never happens. Dudes only call in sick when their polio acts up.

Is that the game with the sticks?

Busted, I knew I should have gone with the World Cup.

Dude accused me of being a lax bro, I had to defend myself.

You are wrong. Look it up.

Nah, man. High is shoulders and above. Turf goes both ways. Stop glorifying this kid gooning people.

Excuse me?

Don’t let Goodell see this, it’ll cost the kid at least 4 games.

Yeah, no. The kid is head hunting and his fends are enough to warrant a word from the sir.

“High fends will generally be allowed in rugby unless the referee rules that the fend is too forceful, constituting a strike rather than a push.”

Well, at least not with those kids.