Uh, natural turf is still “turf”, fuck face. Rewatch the kid getting planted around 13 second in.

Uh, are you for real? Do you even rugby, bruh? I’ve been pull aside (and sin binned) for less. Not all stiff arms are legal and the ref can treat them as high tackles if they stray in to the area of open hand strikes, and I quote: “High fends will generally be allowed in rugby unless the referee rules that the fend is…

Nah, watch their heads bounce off the turf. Not acceptable.

Oh, I’m familiar but this isn’t the fucking Six Nations final. Also, they’re not always legal. “High fends will generally be allowed in rugby unless the referee rules that the fend is too forceful, constituting a strike rather than a push.” Player safety is paramount to badass stiff arms applied to clearly inferior…

Uh, youth sports aren’t meant to be blood sports. This is clearly a educational league (note the vests on the 9s). The health and safety of the kids is more important than letting the big kid beat on weaker opponents just because he can. Fascist.

You clearly don't have kids.

Good lord, what ref doesn’t stop this shit show after the first time he open-hand punches a kid the ground to pull Godzilla and his coach aside for a few words?

Who invited Najeh Davenport?

Forget the Super Bowls, winning a playoff game in Cleveland is Bill’s greatest accomplishment as a HC.

Yes, but it’s an illegal one because it’s just erotic enough to make little Goodell plump up a bit. The real issue the league needs to address is the semi-transparent white pants, once the players get sweaty it’s nothing but dong shots the rest of the game. Nike needs to figure something out, it gets my wife excited…

No?

I don't know, you tell me.

Smoke claims another victim.

Trung Canidate

Gold Star or GTFO.

It was also an early working title for a Paul Simon song.

Perhaps too painful for most, it’s still the most effective way for a Trojan to prevent pregnancy.

To be fair, sometimes they are hard to crack open.

Tailgating in Oxford consists of waking uptown to watch the Ohio State game.