I’m sorry sir. Please don’t eat, er, I mean beat me.

See that’s the funny thing, you can rape in college just don’t take any money. Then when you turn pro they hand you cash but take rape off the table. It’s really the crux of the stay-or-go dilemma many NCAA players face after their junior year.

Deuce “money for nothing” Staley is the exception to the rule.

Uh, that he’s a slightly eccentric cheapskate?

You forgot to mention the piss.

Yep

He drove a fucking 1989 Chevy Lumina well into this decade.

I was followed by nothing (maybe Adequate Man now that I think about it) and am now followed by Deadspin and all the sub-blogs. Where do I collect my decoder ring?

Same here, I though I was cool for a second before I realized it was probably a fuck up. No one even starred my Chuck Knoblauch comment on the dude that busted his face falling into the dugout, what a waste.

Chuck Knoblauch! Am I doing it right?

Yeah, most of the commenters on PFT for starters.

Somebody should have told Timmy Lincecum that blonde is not his color.

That’s because they eat old peoples’ medicine for fuel.

“Kurt" ha, I'm dying. Broseph.

US Soccer’s surprise over her comments is total bullshit, any tradishionalist knows Solo shot first!

Ah, Aussie rules football is a game for mad men and convicts. It’s a bit more like rugby league crossed with lacrosse than American football or “gridiron” as they like to call it. Aussie rules has a dribbling element and scoring is predominantly done with kicks, they’re worth more than scores made by passing. There…

Rugby league split from what went on to become modern rugby union over a desire to keep money out of the sport back in 1895. League’s rules evolved to speed up play. League is 13 a side, compared to union’s 15, and has fewer scrums. They also start player numbering in the reverse of union, league asigns #1 to the…

Money, there is no money in US rugby. We would need a MLS-style league to get guys paid between world cups/olympics to attract fringe talent away from football.

Horse (to fellow horse): Dude, did you get that shit on snapchat?

Are you Superman?