Yeah, no. There is no letting the USWNT off the hook. This is more a changing of the guard.

Unless he was really Shanghaied at a whorehouse or something, then he would lie about being robbed at gunpoint.

There is no crying in trash bin basketball.

Thanks for not going with the stupid ass “Miami of Ohio” descriptor. MU is in Oxford, OH and UM is in Coral Gables, FL. There is no Miami University in Florida, but there is a University of Miami in fucking Coral Gables.

As long as they don’t sing any dirty songs after the match, right?

It’s only cheating if you get caught.

Good for Bosa, the NFL has the worst contracts of the big 3 (or 4) pro sports. The Chargers are being stingy pricks.

Uh, I think you're getting your narratives confused. I don't think this gender-specific study space was preventing any sexual assaults.

It wasn’t an issue until he left Brown’s side and walked into a group of Bengals players to instigate a confrontation.

It’s not even close, the NCAA allows the student-athletes to choose from the plan... er, universities interested in their services. It’s more like indentured servitude.

This post has two glaring omissions:

To be fair, after seeing what happened to the Broncos, Rangers fans have a legitimate fear Hank Scorpio will buy the Rangers and give them to Homer in his quest to eventually secure ownership of the Dallas Cowboys. There is no telling where Homer would move the team.

That's a tad unfair to flaming piles of crap; cancer is more like a flaming pile of Trump hairpieces.

Prolapse jokes are so 2014.

Fucking hoopsters.

This is a well metered question.

Uh, “broseph” is he perfered nomenclature, dude.

Correlation =/= Causation

Her public speaking does leave a lot to be desired. It's a fair criticism. Her tone and cadence remind me of my old boss who felt he had to scream whenever he was on a speaker phone. All presidential candidates are scrutinized over their appearance, public speaking abilities, and general social graces.

I often find myself wondering “what is Quincey Carter doing right now?” before remembering it’s probably drugs.