I would assume not if he’s dismissed from the team.

I went over to the sargent, said, “Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I’ve rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I’m sittin’ here on the bench, I mean I’m sittin here on the Group W bench cause you want to know if I’m moral enough join the army, burn women kids, houses and villages…

Your mama was a snowblower!

What’s the big deal if they were already dead?

You’re killing me, Smalls.

“Hey, what about us?” - Toledo

I’m just saying she knew exactly what she was getting into. She wasn’t just some rando’s side piece (allegedly). She was boning an A-list celebrity with an A+++list wife. How did she think it was going to turn out? I’m not saying she deserves the blowback or that he’s some how less culpable. I’m just saying what did…

Yeah but it’s not like he was an anonymous husband slipping off his wedding band to get some strange on the side. She knew exactly who she was allegedly fucking.

#anhero

Don't forget about Oakland.

Sick burn!

We’re not there yet. I'm setting the over/under at 18 months.

I believe that’s a short shit-ton, it would be a metric shit-ton if we were talking Euros instead of dollars.

I find a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

I, uh, officially don’t get it. Why won’t people go to the cops/criminal justice system for sexual assault if they are willing to take it to a university/civil hearing. I know the cops are not perfect, but expecting universities and civil courts to act on assault charges in the absence of an actual criminal…

Ah, let’s check with the judges... And yes, they will accept “Ball and Oats”. Well played, the board is yours.

Oh, I’m sorry. That’s not the answer we were looking for. “Hall and Scrotes”, “Hall and Scrotes” was the answer the judges were looking for. Better luck next time, thanks for playing.

I'm pretty sure that was Sam Adams.

I’m bad at lip reading but I’m pretty sure Coach K said “Dillon, you son of a bitch... What’s the matter, the PAC 12 got you pushing too many pencils?”