I’m sorry, but how can you kill Superman after he’s only been around for a year or two? Doesn’t that kinda rush things? I thought AoU was more like Ultron’s wacky three day weekend, but killing Supes this soon just seems crazy fast.

I call dibs on the right to sell “Cybaroque: When you’re out of Bitcoin” in an exclusive deal with SkyMall.

Just keeping up with yours, bruh.

Abdeslam caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg. Well it should have been a better shot and got him in the head.

Huh, that usually costs me an extra fifty bucks. She got a good deal.

Asshole question gets asshole answer. Seems legit.

I’ve won a contest with a sock on my dinger.

She should meet/marry the “why did you turn?!?!” guy.

Sluts!

*can’t go inside

It always bugged me that you can buy a bar/business but you can go inside it.

Well, did they cum or what?

Didn’t Harrison also accost a kid and put his hands on him before being corralled and escorted away by a Colts’ staffer?

This. Hence the rice; I don’t think this was made clear in the article.

Ooh, that usually costs extra.

I would smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I’d be so delicious!

Enjoy your next 0-0 soccer tie, commie. FIFY.

Only because Gronk pulled a bench loaded to 225 onto the dance floor.

Right there with you, brother.

Air is roughly 78% nitrogen to begin with. It's bullshit.