Life is too jort for puns that bad.

Silverchair

Drew Brees

“Longtime agent” - Really?

Yeah, his recommendation of an all Taco Bell and Steel Reserve diet has treated me very well.

Did she have them legally changed?

Why is no one reporting on the national tragedy that is Taco Bell removing the chilli-cheese burrito from their menu? It happened over a year ago and the pain still lingers. I demand answers!

“I find your level of inflation disturbing” - Darth Brady

That's funny, you usually don't see a man in a boat over dry land. Weird.

Good and fuck Kimo Von Oellhoffen.

What's with the name-game? It just seems really petty.

Mike Brown: [Eats baby]

Might be?

Nah, Trung Canidate left it behind.

Porter knew exactly what he was doing and got exactly what he wanted. I bet Tomlin was in on it too. Remember, he’s not above wandering into the field during a kick return. Also, Burfict’s hit on Brown was only marginally worse than Shazier’s on Bernard.

Beat it, nerds.

*Johnny Manziel raises hand to volunteer*

No targeting? The Bosa call was total BS.

This is all fine and well, it's quite clear he can barely dunk. The real question is how far can he punt a football, where is the analysis on that?

Well I know someone who will be very popular at the social after the match.