- Jared Allen

More like cran-fusion, amirite?

Better than Vick?

His story has always been bullshit. His defense was basically “I thought it was a black guy in there”. She locked herself in the bathroom to go through his phone. Knowing what she would find, he went into a rage and shot her. Dude needs at least 25 years.

BB won a playoff game with the modern-era Browns. Forget the rings, that is his greatest career accomplishment.

Surely you can’t be serious, right?

^^this^^

Meh. This is slightly less tacky/insensitive than their latest game-day giveaway:

I’d let her give me the PIT maneuver. I have no shame or pride.

I mean, I get why... But come on.

I don’t know how you all see it, but when it comes to the children, Wu-Tang is for the children. We teach the children. Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is the best.

It's even more plausible when you take into account how long Peko and Palmer played together, of course Peko knows his cadence.

Your revolution is over, Mr. Now-what! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir.

Oh man, is that what I did? Damn.

If you’re in the hole $100k after 4-5 years of state school that’s a “you” problem. Don't borrow for school if your degree costs more than 2x your realistic starting salary.

Dude, how old are you? It must be past your bed time.

#1 or #2?

Dude was money in Madden 02, he was fast as hell.

Buenos Aires was an inside job.

I bet Favre started texting him again, that’ll throw most people off their game.