Better keep him off scooters too:

Janitors die too, sometimes by suicide. Something gets us all. Who knew repeated head trauma isn’t good for you? Color me shocked. Also, you're a twat waffle.

He is fast but jet fuel doesn't melt steel.

Living is a terminal condition.

I bet Barrett is feeling pretty Bellisari for himself right now.

I’ll tell you what it’s NOT for, and then you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Ignore the microphone/sucker. She’s sticking her tongue out at the paparazzi. Get your minds out of the gutter, pervs.

I mean, just look at him, he’s practically asking for it.

688*

It’s still pretty tasteless to take a shot to the groin while wearing a Sean Taylor jersey. Too soon.

Life, uh, finds a way.

Uh, it's a manzier, please.

I hear you, it’s frustrating when the kids pull this crap, but violence isn’t the answer. It’s not about making them “pay” or “getting even”.

Why isn’t this filed under “No Shit, Sherlock”?

What you’ve just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it.

He damn near contacted his toe to his hip. That’s a “contact” injury in my book. I will say it was “non-contract” injury though; I wouldn’t want to jepordize his precious eligibility.

Blazing hawt take.

Metallic Ruby my ass. It's fucking purple, garnet at best.

Fuck you, Howard. I'm dying.

Notice that's it's always the car that gets drug into this, never the booze.