Roman candles, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistlin’ bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter…

Seeing a beer ad and getting hosed down with booze are, uh, different.

Go home grandpa, you’re an angry drunk.

No objective evidence the Empire was evil? They built a planet destroying space station and tested it on a majority-civilian planet as a show of force.

Oof, that's a real bush league headline.

I present to you the Frankencivic:

AMC Eagle wagon, maroon with faux wood paneling. The worst teenager car possible. We called it the boner-mobile. Slightly off topic - it was my road test car not drivers ed.

Is that a giant cross tattooed on Andrew Whitworth’s back?

No way, have you seen the size of the Jumbotron at Jerry’s World?

I still think they should check to see if Tebow is actually a righty.

Game over, man. Game over.

Ann Arbor is a whore.

Nah, he’s no Podlesh. Heck, he’s not even as good looking Sepulveda or Tom Tupa.

Shh. Nobody tell #6 how this ends:

Most Mustangs, some Corvettes - Mustang owner.

The worst part of this is that’s exactly the same way Hayden let Dauber go. Classless. #flyeaglesfly

Yeah, Directv and AT&T can get fucked too.

What you’ve just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. -1.

You chose... Wisely.