I, uh, don’t understand. A 4 way comes with beans or onions and you need the cocoa powder to mask the diarrhea flavor.

Maybe if they downloaded in the background or something. Beat it, nerd.

So you’re a Gold Star guy, huh? Commie.

Fuck the xbone. Every time I turn that fucker on it updates for 20 minutes. It locks up every time I “install” a fucking game from a physical disk. The new controllers are nice though.

You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes.

He gambled (with is future mental competency) and lost.

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Some, not perfect himself, dude one said something like “there’s a little of the worst in the best of us and a little of the best in the worst of us”. All people are shitty, just some shittier than others.

Strange, I didn’t know bath salts were considered PEDs.

Meh. I score it a 6/10 on the Lattimore scale.

Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

Yeah well, why don’t you give me, ah.. why don’t cha give me Ape Tit for $200.

Yeah, he basically admitted to speeding while tailgating a pvehicle being driven by an unknown individual who was also speeding.

Rae, is that you? How you holding up?

Fact.

Amateur. My record is 17. No regrets. Except for the heart disease.

So he’s an asshole, now what?

Back in the Favre scandal days Texting Dicks & Throwing Picks was a solid choice.