Why, was Turn Down for Watt already taken?

Andy Dalton’s Fire Crotch was my fantasy football team name for three years.

The administration and teacher are absolute clowns.

Oh look, now they're being accused of insider trading too. Weird. Nope, not being manipulated like the stock market at all.

Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. Double or nothing he eats it.

How is this not filed under “life’s rich pageant”?

$35,500 on a 2015 4Runner SR5. My wife then promptly totaled it.

She should have played ball like the killer, she was offered a plea deal too but didn't take it.

I don’t buy her story at all. Who puts posters on their kitchen door?

Man, I have a very similar tale that ended very differently. College pal went back to now-in laws house after dinner and a few beers. He was supposed to sleep on the downstairs couch, separate from his now wife for moral reasons. He was a known bed wetter so now-wife had closely monitored his alcohol consumption to be…

Meh. My eight year old walked this off.

Say what you will about his head butting a wall, but my favorite Gus moment was his left handed INT with the Bengals. Frerotte is a righty.

This is all to siphon tax money into don’t-call-us-private schools and then keep the poors out of them. Right? Viewing education as a zero sum game and double-fucking the poor.

They’re both right, they just disagree on which problem is most pressing. Sherman does acknowledge now does seem to be a good time to address police brutality (again) but asks that his community not lose sight of the broader issues they face.

Ah, you are correct. We made a “gelcap” with a jalapeño and habanero shell filled with dried red chillies and Blair’s After Death. We called them prop pickles.

Don't forget the seasoned fries.

Well, what would you like it to be?

We used Dave’s After Death sauce for college rugby hazing. Good times.

Rally’s?