So you’re saying it was the thing with the dog?

Yeah, late for a meeting due to attending the Espys or something. He was the most internationally accomplished player (maybe ever) on the U.S. team but he is getting old and I’m sure his “star” attitude wasn’t what the program wanted modeled for the younger players. This is like the USMNT cutting Donovan, an aging…

I’m pretty sure you are to puns what Alanis Morissette is to irony.

Huh, I guess the Honey Badger does give a shit after all.

Oh wait, there they go

Ah, dang it. I fucked it up.

Can we at least we put a moratorium on all the finger pointing until JPP has had some time to grieve?

More like the sound of CTE.

The spark plugs and starter on my ‘94 4Runner wasn’t to easy to get to either, even on a lift.

Yeah, I didn't realize this was even a question.

Ann Arbor is a whore.

Damn. Too late with the “blanket statement” joke.

Did you just say ‘doink’?

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0) Going with a bj instead of springing for some half and half action

My research indicates five is the best age.

Survey says? *Buzz* Oh I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for was “Freddie Mitchell”, yes “Freddie Mitchell” was the top answer... For the first time ever.

His story makes more sense when you get a better look at the victim.

Sounds like the “More than a Feeling” shovel to me.