Mom?

“This is twice now, Russ. I can’t keep tossing you these softballs. Hand it to Lynch on the goal line and knock her bottom out, bruh. I mean, shit. Do you really think I care who you bang? It’s 2015 for fucks sake.” - J.C.

Fair point. Humidity is a key factor too.

Weirdo. Everyone knows you keep the thermostat at 70 in the summer and 68 in the winter.

A bridge too far.

Weird that he didn’t get shot dead like that guy (or kid) in Ohio. Strange indeed.

Weak

Who played a maybe autistic child in the so-bad-it’s-good “Dreamcatcher”.

Bad at swords. Good at life.

That shit will sneak up on you and once it does you best pray you have the appropriate ointment on hand, otherwise you’ll need to be prepared for the long haul.

+2 Nasty Boys

And how to uphold the sanctity of the union between a stripper and her double-dong. All praise Fred Smoot, amen.

The legal definition of a “marriage” is the civil union between two consenting adults as defined by law. No kids, polygamy, or animals allowed. Is that so hard to understand?

I smell a celebrity boxing match vs. Hope Solo.

No.

·You know when it comes to racism, people say: “ I don’t care if they’re black, white, purple or green”… Ooh hold on now: Purple or Green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they’re suffocating - then help’em.

So much for the paper mill being the worst thing in town.

“You’re welcome” - Lord

Followed closely by #2 “Practice?” and #3 “Playoffs?”

Oddly the 05-09 (maybe 10’s too) Mustangs don’t have an interior trunk release button. You have to buy a kit to install one in the center console or glove box.