File this one under tough shit.

People like looking at pretty people. The. End.

I thought all of Tyler Perry’s movies were parodies... Of themselves.

Nah. Just stating a fun fact and inferring sometimes something good can come from recycling old ideas.

Die Hard started off as a sequel to Commando.

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Stafford blended cotton undershirts at JCPenny. 4-pack for $28, on sale now for $22.40. The blend makes them soft,…

Is that what he called dodging his bookie?

EVAR!!!!1!

and/or boobs

See Cincinnati. People say the Stadium deals were awful for the city and they were certainly expensive and much of the budget overages were pushed on the tax payers. The reality is it was a huge boon for the riverfront area and improved the overall commercial environment downtown. It's hard to capture every dollar…

And ice related sports.

And now go a research how long it too those policies and decisions to actually be applied in good ol’ Dixie. When did the last school desegregate? Bonus points if you realize some schools never truly integrated. Life in the south didn’t change over night be cause of LBJ and the Supreme Court said so... It pushed their…

Uh, things didn't move quite that fast in the south.

That makes watching his arm get snapped in half during an arm wrestling match Thursday night—broadcast live Down Under on Nine Network.

Basic statistics would indicate he already has.

I think I'm in love.

“You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.” Would also work.

Wrong. The answer is always and only Bell’s Two Hearted.