Depends on how good you are at it.

Yes, she wrote that it was not a reenactment but then she intentionally uses a time stamp that implies it is a reenactment.

But pursuing charges would have been too much?

#warofnorthernaggression was a poor choice for their promotional hashtag.

And/or boobs

It's the only way to be sure.

“OnStar, I hit another deer” - Brandon Spikes

Cream! Get the money, dollar-dollar bill y’all.

Oh bæ, don’t be so thirsty for that shade, that is so not fetch. Your shit’s so basic, you’re a kindergarten bitch.

The biggest knock on Spikes coming out of college was his slow 40 time. Kudos to him for proving the pundits wrong and showing everyone he can run after all!

I get that the MLB wants to get some of that NFL money, but this is not the kind of head trauma fans want to see.

Maybe Title IX is working a little too well.

Hmm, I know they always say to leave them wanting more but I don’t think this is what they meant. The only person she’s fucking with is that pasty dude.

Ooh, so insightful! Now I want the long version!

How embarrassing, a fridge full of condiments and no food.

Sulkowicz warns that the video is not a recreation of the events in August 2012

Boone’s Farm pong FTW.

Wait a minute, you're telling me fame and money can help you get ass? No. Way.