Easy now, Lake Wobegon is an hour or so north of the Twin Cities. Somewhere near Clearwater and Avon where the locals only eat Taco Johns.

Notice she didn’t tweet that in German. USA!

You're welcome, Euros.

Don't be that guy.

Oh boy. Never mentioned this to a soul before.

Step one: Punt cat out an open window

Should have ran it with Lynch.

By far the most heinous thing in this photo.

Stop being so edgy, you’re scaring the children. No, seriously. Please take it somewhere else, you’re freaking the kids out.

I’m pretty sure making out and heavy petting in public is generally frowned upon in most places as well.

All of the children in this family, including Handsy McToucherson, are victims of their parents distorted worldview.

No shame, I do that every time. Good pickled ginger is good.

Must’a called the guy a cocksucker.

Fake

I though the answer was always “Miata”, no?

This all stems from the powerlessness some men can feel after a sexual encounter. The fact a woman can change the narrative (or that the shared reality is not aligned it’s the man’s perceived reality) after the fact sends MRA types off the deep end.

Or “head-shakes”

Is this real life?

Mustang?