I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm pretty sure you should get a new van.

This is not okay

Okay, I’ll play along, so why are you here commenting on this? Your very presence on this post contradicts your stated caring credo.

Why do we care about anything?

Bullshit is bullshit. There is plenty of it around already. To be fair, plenty of celebrities lie in the media to make themselves seem more likable/relatable, but fabricating your entire childhood seems pretty dumb.

Sorry?

A busted condom is one thing, the pill or IUDs failing is another. But you’re telling me that failed birth control causes over 800,000 births a year somewhere. Assuming your figure relates to the U.S., you're saying 14% of pregnancies result from failed birth control. That's a lot of oops babies and I call bullshit.

I hope she doesn't drink?

Define “all the time”?

1. Make beer can chicken

Bay Area coach wins big by using this one weird trick!

This is more about the mother’s threat than the daughters behavior. Could this have been handled with more tact by the airline? Yes. Did they make a reasonable decision within their rights to address the situation? Yes.

Life, uh, finds a way.

Is it just me or did Blake follow that up with a relatively weak “suck my dick”?

Rule in the ‘zilla house: You don’t have to like it, you just have to eat it.

And there’s no state income tax in Flordia.

True, but it's typically only enforced if the sperm is black.

Jenny McCarthy’s cousin and Rebel “don’t call me Busy” Phillips come to mind.

This reminds me of a Nancy Grace moment. She was chastising two “free parenting” people about letting their kids walk a mile to school by themselves. Nancy had a graphic showing all the sex offenders in the neighborhood and had a guest listing cases of kids kidnapped in broad daylight or infront of their parents…

That’s why I always make sure to leave mine with leaky seals and a shot tranny, oh, were we talking about cars?