Doesn’t Colon also hold the record for giving groupies herpes as a member of seven different MLB clubs?

That’s a lot of words just to say “context”.

Quicksilver referred to a distance in”feet”. I almost walked out.

False. A few dollops of Taco Bell’s jalapeño sour cream dip is the only way to go.

Liar.

Got back together.

How about no.

So it’s offical, the only thing that will knock a top prospect out of the draft is killing a pregnant woman.

Easy. In 1999 Cincy turned down Ditka’s offer of the Saint’s entire draft in exchange for the #3 overall pick, which the Bengals then used to draft Akili Smith. Ouch.

Jerry is not above playing dirty.

Totally.

You are correct, the people he claims to represent are slightly worse than he is. He was in a tough spot, but ultimately took the cowards way out. Hate is hate, just because it’s popular doesn’t make it right.

$40,000 is better than welfare and is plenty to raise a child as a single parent. Also, borrowing more money for college than you can reasonably payback and having kids, single or otherwise, without solid financial footing are bad ideas. I do agree the pay gap is bad and if the “$40k is better than welfare” is being…

This is the best evidence that Title IX has helped women’s sports catch up to men’s that I’ve ever seen. Way to go Milhous!

Pro tip: don’t hide in your trunk.

RAY LEWIS STABBED TWO PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH A KNIFE AFTER SUPER BOWL XXXIV IN ATLANTA

Tap and go for sure.

No wrap on the tackle, that’s a penalty to the Nudes.

And I’m saying many people regularly engage in receptive anal sex, not just porn actors, and they do not lose bowl control. You are confusing frequent, normal activity with more extreme acts. Can you damage or weaken your anus? Certainly, but you really have to work at it.

This appears to be a matter of questionable taste more than anything else. Now if they had served a “Jenner dog” with no hot dog and just Italian beef in on a bun, then you would have something!