Pearl Jam in ‘98. They played Bill Clinton’s Lewinsky apology on the jumbotron and dedicated “Better Man” to Hillary.

Butt opens, butt closes. Do you need me to draw a diagram. Fuck. Anuses, how do they work? How did the gays ever figure this out? It’s a goddamn miracle.

Fuck. It says a little looser. It’s not like every person who gets fucked in the ass loses bowl control. You are killing me, Smalls.

No? I'm pretty sure the physiology of porn is the only real part. Porn definitely will show captain prude pants that the anus gapes and recovers. Like, gape porn is a thing.

I’ll get right on that!

And your point is?

Jeezus, just pornhub it you fucking prude.

Open you mouth and then close it, do you get it now?

Mike Tyson is a tragic figure. No more, no less.

The 800 is the toughest race, hands down.

Keep fucking that chicken.

Sovereign Citizen?

This is proof Title IX has successfully leveled the playing field.

Yeah, my band’s name. Check that one off your list, it’s taken.

Uh, yeah there is. It's white and gold, clear as day.

The lower horizontal line in the “a” is hurting my brain.

“Up yours ******”

People get freaked out when you drink from your own head, like real freaked out.

You have the right to your opinion, but just know that your opinion makes you an asshole.

I’m not a death penalty fan, I think it’s a tad too dark ages, but I think this is the kind of case that calls for an execution. Pop a guy over a card game? Life it is. Commit mass murder under the banner of terrorism? Have a seat on ol’ sparky.