Whitney Cummings is the leading reason men think women comedians aren't funny.

Ellie, it’s truely sad that she’s blaming you for her actions. Don't take the fall for Kim again, you're just enabling her.

A blown hammy and a book deal?

Shut up, Chris. Specialists only speak when spoken to.

This is an egregious foul, he clearly used his hands!

Yeah, it comes off as petty and mean with just a hint of superficial irony. So is this shade, thirsty, or fetch?

Well then, you’re no fun. I guess you could rack up some parking tickets, not pay, get a warrant and then enjoy the sweet spoils of incarceration.

One that's paid off!

This could be “something” or this could be something. I’d bring in some auditors to pour over the books before doing anything else.

Follow the money first.

Oh boy, so just go stick up a liquor store already and get on with it.

sybann, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

I took a nasty spill in cul de sac playing kickball with the neighborhood kids today, can I get a post too? I even have a pic:

To be fair, video games sexism is a grossly over served “civil rights” struggle.

Nah, that’s just like mistaking someone from Iowa for an Ohioan.

Top men, or bottom, mostly bottom really.

That's how I want to go out. One last swipe at the dipshit youth.

My mom was/is dangerously close to this kind of behavior. Luckily for me it mostly manifests itself as two hour Q&A sessions about the ‘check engine’ light on her jeep.