Your snark-game is weak.

Maybe some people just prefer diet coke. Dick.

The only acceptable alternate helmet for the Bengals is (matte) black with orange stripes. The only acceptable alternate logo for the Browns is the smiling poop emoji. That is all.

Maybe he should grow a sweet ponytail and give lacrosse a try?

It's about ethics in sports journalism.

+1 roundhouse kick to the face

Now we're talking, broseph. Lift big, get big. Seriously though, 21s are curls to 90 degrees, from 90 to the top, and then full curls. Seven reps on each motion for a total of 21. Very similar to what you described in your comment. My meathead humor sometimes misses the mark.

Senior year of college I spent all afternoon studing for an engineering exam scheduled for the next day. On my walk home from the library I decided to swing by my favorite watering hole for good luck beer. I had studied all I could, felt pretty confident and figured a beer or two couldn't hurt. It just so happened…

21s bruh, do you even lift?

It's the only way to make sure their story is the only one that gets heard.

Is that your take on all cases of domestic abuse?

To be fair, he is technically not a murderer. He's locked up for conspiracy to commit murder.

Skynet was activated by the military to control the national arsenal on August 12, 1997, and it began to learn at a geometric rate. At 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, it gained self-awareness.

That's great and all, but how far can be punt a football?

Twumped - Falling behind by 21 at any point during a three minute quarter game of Madden/NFL 2k , resulting in forfeiture and handing over the sticks to the next player

I'm gonna need to see the tax forms (redacted of course) from a couple of the many six-figure dancers you must know in order to verify your comment. Thanks in advance!

It's "Gates" and do people really use "SSS" as an abbreviation for strong safety?

Man, crossfit is weird.

"Hey, don't forget about me!" - Shawn Kemp

Same goes for the Clippers, Manning had the dunks and Harper was a sniper from the baseline. Go to move: Drive for the dunk with Manning, dish to Harper for the three from the corner.