Right, a stray hand that required a tissue for cleanup. I think you're trying too hard to salvage your preferred narrative on this one. That being said, eye witness accounts can be highly suspect themselves.

Car nookie, with or without paying for it is illegal. Maybe the caller was just sick of seeing it in their neighborhood.

Fuck it. I quit. /drinks self to death

After installing Madden 15 (on the 3rd attempt after two freezes) and playing for 15 minutes my xbone bricked itself on the next power up. MS customer service has not been helpful.

I want to party with Roby, he seems legit.

No fuck list is complete without "strugglefuck".

I think you need to take a step back. The currnt CJ system has incentivized mass incarceration of the poor and minorities. The police are encouraged to arrest everyone and let the courts settle it out. The cops still have the ability to make judgments on their own. Look at the single cop in Seattle that is responsible…

Right, but batting 0.500 is unacceptable in this case. That's too many unnecessary arrests and indicates a failure of policy. Essentially we've criminalized poverty and created an industrialized prison system to profit from it.

I'm confused, how come the cops didn't shoot anyone? Pennsylvania needs to catch up to Missouri before it's too late.

Too bad this didn't save Sean Taylor. He should have kept his hands low.

"But is having this minor skill worth being so unattractive? That's for the fan to decide."

No kidding. The "new" physics engine sucks. The players flop around and trip over each other for no reason.

Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone. - Dalton

Bell's Two Hearted

mark it zero!

The video shared with the commissioner clearly showed Ms. Palmer burning dinner, again. Had Rice been high he might not have cared; today's NFL cannot support that type of indifference.

Dogs are forever in the pushup position.

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

He might as well move to Austrailia.

Q: When did we reach peak Dorito?