Great punch line, stretched premise but I’ll allow it 7/10 good enough 👍

Are you sure you don’t mean Maxism?

“It’s not hot, and I’m not here”  —Trump to Satan, in a few years

Well, either that or gerrymandering. But I’ll give you that it is difficult to herd (classically fractured party) cats. Good to be white, straight, god fearing and/or rich, I hear- really streamlines the effort!

OBVIOUS racism and bigotry

Oh the luxury of having it both ways- rarified air

If so, it’s actually Deep State. Not Soviet troll farm. Not 4Chan, not Liveleak- not CPB, nobody

Cheap shot

The chorus alluded to above, in action:

A good breakfast weighing you down, and you need to purge? Here’s a good emetic:

Politicize Neapolitan ice cream next!

The mother is disgusting, the child is just following orders #nuremberg

Fast forward to press conference: “I am Iron Man!”

You’ll be fine, I wouldn’t sweat it 

If I were him I’d own it and get one of those oval Euro decals that usually say “26.2” or “13.1” but change it to “23.9”

Very amusing. 

And Three’s Company, too- down at our rendezvous!

Never trust anyone with three first names. 

Love movie based teams, regardless of decade