“Stick to pantyliners” -Spanfeller

Debra Norville still looks great!

He’s a dick. You don’t have to live there to figure it out. 

That porcupine is fucking high, dude

GTATV: The Cheesesteak Chronicles

Maybe more like prep the base, and the world, for a Gerald Ford type succession if this Ukraine thing sticks (finally)

He and his handlers probably think it makes him look “macho” and “busy”— two things he definitely ain’t.

Jesus those poor people. I subscribe to the idea that we are all contributors to intensified weather, even if a greedy and stubborn few are more responsible. They will go unpunished, unfortunately and it’s hard to remember sometimes what good most of us actually do while we’re here, aside from taking care of our own…

That last 90 degrees, looking back at the neighbors- it’s really only 270 degrees. Maybe spiritually less, because the view your blocking of the shore bound properties? They’ll hate you, rest assured.

The septic system- is there even one?

Great trick question- we can’t unify on anything. Homogeneity, and it’s adjacent craving for boot licking fealty, is not in our quiver

He looks like he can fix your Camaro with his dad’s tools.

Hack Tha Police, comin’ straight the underground- young hacker got it bad ‘cause I’m probably white and yeah there’s nothing to mine here for kinja commenting jokes. Or rather, somebody else will do it better- but hey! we got it going, so there’s that. yay.

I want to think it was noble, but she’ll likely be pilloried or shunned, either way. Hopefully it won’t matter later on

Liking this reign of terror idea- many people, myself included, didn’t deserve the meteor (as on board as I was at the time). This feels more just.

It’s like The Blind Side, but for grifters

And on the seventh day the Jury listened to the tracks in question, and saw that it was good- for the plaintiff!

A dash of hotdoggery, and a pinch of luck; that’s some good ol’ timey baseball gumbo! The fans are lovin’ it TO-NIGHT!

“Infested”? We’ve moved on from racist dog whistle to racist whatever you call this:

No need for asterisks, amigo- let it flow.