This is exactly the kind of music that would play on the AM radio in the nicely appointed double wide in the affluent trailer park I would visit my dad’s dad and 3rd wife in Rancho Cordova, just outside Sacramento in the early ‘79. Dinners were always the same: roast ham, iceberg wedge salad, scalloped potatoes from…

I miss Deadspin and Splinter more and more each day.

Since Kaep wore a tee with Kunta Kinte across it during his workout then clearly Screaming A must wear a Toby tee when he host First Take tomorrow. 

Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

Roger Stone literally covered himself with honey and crystal meth, next threw himself on the ant mound of dirty tricks and criminal crap, and still expects to moon walk out of this conviction.

The icing on the cake is that the convictions carry a sentence of up to 20 years and he royally pissed off the judge multiple times during the trial!

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

Steve Kornacki worked up his signature double time wonky lather tonight!

Awesome news. And Virginia’s state legislature now belongs to the Dems.

SUCK IT GOP

Go back and reread graphs 5 & 6, and try not to move your lips this time.

Whoa. Someone call the medics. This one is a Third-Degree.

She is almost as reviled by them as a school shooting survivor.

Not 2024.  2020.  I think someone has finally realized that El Trumpendejo may just have crossed a line and might actually get impeached.

I’m not sure the strategy is “humanize Pence” as much as “Oh, shit, middle America has women who vote in it, and for some reason, none of the spoiled rich Trump trophy women appeal to that demographic.”