Is there not a body count already this woman will stop at nothing

I think you’ve really captured the concept of projection here, kudos! What’s a Daily Stormer, btw? Is that an action figure? “Action figure” was a doll-for-boys euphemism back in the day. I used to play with G.I. Joes (early ‘80s, second wave, if you will. Cobra Commander shit, gnome sane) I understand the internet…

“Food poisoning? Luxury” - David Ortiz, hitting that drip button

Baseball is better with beer, broseph but I’m sure the White Sox are bummed to lose your business 

You forgot to include the Palins!

All field positions must now have some sartorial garnish:

Oh I feel fine thanks, a little hungover maybe, but otherwise pretty good 👍

The 3 laughing Canadians at my new local didn’t like it when I said-the moment Thompson folded-it’s the only way you’re gonna win

I feel like I’ve seen this before

“I do not have a tiny penis!”

“Oui, le nord,” -Pasquinel, shrugging and returning to his beaver pelts

Yeah Toronto try an ac like you been here befo- oh, right.

Yeah Toronto try an ac like you been here befo- oh, right.

Star Trek came out 10 years ago?! Jesus hurtling toward the grave man, I have got to start living 

All are welcome to go down with the ship. 

Oh I will be using that one tonight at my local and no, no attribution will be given.

Some internet comments are products of our times, so who’s to judge really. Let’s just sit with these uncomfortable feelings for a moment, notice them and then let go. Then let’s change some overly permissive gun laws, and then rest a little

I always thought Mutants were stand ins for “teh gays”, scorned and persecuted by the rest of society across the board 🤷‍♂️ Anyway it was cool when Nightcrawler stopped being a pussy and went into murder mode on the train at the end. Oh, and I burst out laughing when (I’m pretty sure) Dazzler had a cameo at their…

Everyone and everything winning? Putin’s not gonna like that. Time to fire up the troll farm, turn the planet against itself because the weather sucks in Russia

“Can you smell who The Rock is quoting?!”