It’s okay- “From hell’s heart, I jab at thee” is what Captain Ahab was tryin’ to say all along

No these are Boston whalers. The guy who invented the boat had this in mind. Common mistake.

That isn’t reason enough to re-elect him. I’m fact, if Prez Dickhead can be surrounded by handlers who (barely) keep him on the rails then why can’t this guy? Not my first choice, but will old whites vote for Kamala and Warren? If I sound desperate, it’s not my fault

Good point, but good luck ‘splainin’ that to the entire Internet, Mr. Mayor. He’ll have his work cut out for him. 

“Eat it up!” Butt rock nirvana!

That wax ring- gotta take yer time, eh guv’nor? wink-wink, nudge-nudge, eh? say no more

That was just one minute of a 15? minute chopper ride, and there were easily 100 revolutions

“Whomst”?

I’m sure a cabinet position, book deal, pundit gig, or speaking tour would be fine, too- half of them must be there for those reasons. I mean, I’m sure they live to serve too, but...

Right church, adjacent pew maybe

Flight Attendant: And something to drink sir?

Those guys are real conquistadors, if you know whmsane

What ever happened to meeting for coffee! At the library!

4/10 rape joke trial balloon. You made the right call

I’d rather be hit by a bus. 

Don’t take selfies and drive, kids

Gah!

If you have a Cash and Carry or Smart and Final near by, might could find it there

See also: flavor adjacent