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Please- they’re just tryna catch more shrimp to put on the bah-bee

Someone is still going to have to build things, robots are retards for the next 1000 years in this regard. Skilled tradespeople can learn to  make six figures while getting paid to do so, and work all over the world; fancy corporate cafeteria and fooz-ball table day in and day out, anyone? Plus: chicks dig scars, you

It’s okay- “From hell’s heart, I jab at thee is what Captain Ahab was tryin’ to say all along

No these are Boston whalers. The guy who invented the boat had this in mind. Common mistake.

That isn’t reason enough to re-elect him. I’m fact, if Prez Dickhead can be surrounded by handlers who (barely) keep him on the rails then why can’t this guy? Not my first choice, but will old whites vote for Kamala and Warren? If I sound desperate, it’s not my fault

Good point, but good luck ‘splainin’ that to the entire Internet, Mr. Mayor. He’ll have his work cut out for him. 

“Eat it up!” Butt rock nirvana!

That wax ring- gotta take yer time, eh guv’nor? wink-wink, nudge-nudge, eh? say no more

That was just one minute of a 15? minute chopper ride, and there were easily 100 revolutions

Whomst”?

I’m sure a cabinet position, book deal, pundit gig, or speaking tour would be fine, too- half of them must be there for those reasons. I mean, I’m sure they live to serve too, but...

Flight Attendant: And something to drink sir?


Those guys are real conquistadors, if you know whmsane

What ever happened to meeting for coffee! At the library!

4/10 rape joke trial balloon. You made the right call

I’d rather be hit by a bus. 

Don’t take selfies and drive, kids