You forgot to include the Palins!

All field positions must now have some sartorial garnish:

Oh I feel fine thanks, a little hungover maybe, but otherwise pretty good 👍

The 3 laughing Canadians at my new local didn’t like it when I said-the moment Thompson folded-it’s the only way you’re gonna win

I feel like I’ve seen this before

“I do not have a tiny penis!”

“Oui, le nord,” -Pasquinel, shrugging and returning to his beaver pelts

Yeah Toronto try an ac like you been here befo- oh, right.

Yeah Toronto try an ac like you been here befo- oh, right.

Star Trek came out 10 years ago?! Jesus hurtling toward the grave man, I have got to start living 

All are welcome to go down with the ship. 

Oh I will be using that one tonight at my local and no, no attribution will be given.

Some internet comments are products of our times, so who’s to judge really. Let’s just sit with these uncomfortable feelings for a moment, notice them and then let go. Then let’s change some overly permissive gun laws, and then rest a little

I always thought Mutants were stand ins for “teh gays”, scorned and persecuted by the rest of society across the board 🤷‍♂️ Anyway it was cool when Nightcrawler stopped being a pussy and went into murder mode on the train at the end. Oh, and I burst out laughing when (I’m pretty sure) Dazzler had a cameo at their…

“Can you smell who The Rock is quoting?!”

It’s okay- “From hell’s heart, I jab at thee” is what Captain Ahab was tryin’ to say all along

No these are Boston whalers. The guy who invented the boat had this in mind. Common mistake.

That isn’t reason enough to re-elect him. I’m fact, if Prez Dickhead can be surrounded by handlers who (barely) keep him on the rails then why can’t this guy? Not my first choice, but will old whites vote for Kamala and Warren? If I sound desperate, it’s not my fault

Good point, but good luck ‘splainin’ that to the entire Internet, Mr. Mayor. He’ll have his work cut out for him. 

“Eat it up!” Butt rock nirvana!