Gah!

Because vaping wasn’t lame enough...

If you have a Cash and Carry or Smart and Final near by, might could find it there

See also: flavor adjacent

“I believe they refer to themselves as Michigoons.” -Ohio

Haha God that would be a relief- I really need someone else to take all this junk off my sentimental hands

Much, much better analogy.

You’ll care when your dipshit daughter gets knocked up because she trusted this bad app.

Where can I get some Bozeman Tittycats schwag?

Your rage fills me with such joy- the Germans must a have a word for this. 

Let’s all just keep an eye on that Riley Roberts character, though; if he starts bringing her down...[drags finger across throat]

I think it’s time to hit back with dirty tricks, fuck the high road let’s buy some Russian hackers

Dubs in 3. 

The racist, homophobic criminal young ones.

As long as torturing animals leads to super soldiers, I’m on board. 

I got a lot of American Grafitti out of it, but that’s ‘cos I’m old.

When you stop appreciating youthful shenanigans, that’s when you age. No matter how old you are

San Leandro- where the term “hella” is said to have entered the lexicon. Hella forever! 🙅🏼‍♂️

Right about now-bout now-bout now-bout now fuuuuuuunnnk soooouuuulll broooth-errrrrr

I can almost feel the wind from the finger wagging, gramma!