Ever been to the Alley Cat?

Tanned white people en masse are a force! Just ask the aboriginals!

You know what I got from my wife? Palimony!

God bless the little zygotes, everyone.

Now starting—at Left Guard—of YOUR 2019 Cleveland BROOOWWWWNSSS!!!

Let’s hope she was waiting for this moment. This is the moment, btw- this is it.

A “Muellcer”, if you will.

You realize we will have to wait for someone to explain to Trump what Mueller said, first. 

Supercalifragiterrible. 

So an all Irish ticket Biden/O’Rourke?

I think we’re winning when they eat each other, no? That glass is half full!

It’s all academic until a foreign power is proven to have utilized an unregulated service to sway an election where the winning party enacts bad policies, enables the foreign power’s geopolitical endeavors, uses the victory to violate emoluments clauses and pardon its sycophants from treasonous crimes.

Except for all the lives enacted policies impact, for better or worse. 

Incels have a new spirit animal- the violent and agressive sterilized macaque. Sorry: Saint Sterilized Macaque. My bad, fellas

At their own peril, tho- love you Dwayne. 

You can’t delete your Kinja, sorry. 

Drawing attention to one’s self-even on the occasion of one’s sesquicentennial-in the presence of a monarch simply isn’t done, my dear.

Who-of any note, with any clout or power on the left-is advocating for seizing the means of production? Or are you just another zombie parrot who doesn’t. know. shit. 

Not a single word about the mushroom kingdom, nor how they and their space-based  order will eventually dominate us all. That’s their secret power no one ever sees coming. Until you eat psilocybin 

PRICK Mulvaney.