Ever been to the Alley Cat?

You know what I got from my wife? Palimony!

God bless the little zygotes, everyone.

Now starting—at Left Guard—of YOUR 2019 Cleveland BROOOWWWWNSSS!!!

Let’s hope she was waiting for this moment. This is the moment, btw- this is it.

A “Muellcer”, if you will.

You realize we will have to wait for someone to explain to Trump what Mueller said, first. 

Supercalifragiterrible. 

So an all Irish ticket Biden/O’Rourke?

I think we’re winning when they eat each other, no? That glass is half full!

You can’t delete your Kinja, sorry. 

Drawing attention to one’s self-even on the occasion of one’s sesquicentennial-in the presence of a monarch simply isn’t done, my dear.

Who-of any note, with any clout or power on the left-is advocating for seizing the means of production? Or are you just another zombie parrot who doesn’t. know. shit. 

PRICK Mulvaney. 

It’s helpful to remember that this one combs her hair with a fork, while the other one eats salad with a comb. 

What are we positing here exactly

Wow look at all that plastic bound for the global food web. Nice

“Help! I’m uncomfortably numb!” - the vic, probably

It’s like the fly they paint in the urinal- irresistible.

Inside every good American there is a Hugo Stiglitz waiting to get out.