SpiderCroc vs. Doc Wallaby 🤷‍♂️

It’s helpful to remember that this one combs her hair with a fork, while the other one eats salad with a comb. 

What are we positing here exactly

Wow look at all that plastic bound for the global food web. Nice

“Help! I’m uncomfortably numb!” - the vic, probably

It’s like the fly they paint in the urinal- irresistible.

Inside every good American there is a Hugo Stiglitz waiting to get out.

That should be worth at least 2 bases.

If I were any of them — especially Matt — I would change my surname.

Who gives a shit about how they work.

That’s part of the millionaire ethos, and why we’ll never be one.

Mattis is as close as it gets- at least he served.

“For not fixing the problem before we knew it was one.”

*hole

That fan Manny hi-fives is like Bizarro Steve Bartman, said the free associating gremlin pulling the levers behind mine eyeballs

Daenerys — on a blood-soaked tundra — with a dragon. And tits.

And we’re too dumb and distracted to know the difference.

All the better to see the poignant hilarity of the human condition with, my dear