It IS possible to do the right thing and get over at the same time

Better like this than in an amateur Danish submarine.

“Just want a decent team who won’t get relegated and whose fanbase is not full of idiots and assholes.”

I just hope she uses her nerd powers for good

See you next June pops

I wonder if the other astronauts leave passive-aggressive notes about wiping down the ARED machine when you’re down with your workout.

Nothing like an article about tipping to wake up everyone’s inner cheapskate

Mayweather’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this to him.

Kenji sold yout bro- on Kinja, no less. There are no heroes left, I’m afraid.

Funny until that last afterthought; unnecessary. Quit trying to look cool in front of your friends

“The Money Changers Putting Their Tables Back Up In The Temple After That Drama Queen Hippie Had His Hissy Fit”?

Florid, but who cares anymore I mean honestly fuck it

So much for “douche-apalooza” :(

Did you know ‘vs. Trump’ lawsuits number over 3,500 in the last 30+ years? Deplorable

Wow gauntlet thrown, i09 comment section. Do you bIte your thumb at me, sir? scenes from a Kinja knife fight

It’s quite the pudding ring, and then some.

What’s round on the sides, and apparently super high in the middle?

That’s a great point I take it all back

Nobody should have to be able to get over treason. Your myopia is useful to the current administration and its handlers on the frozen, kleptocratic tundra.

Nice. Well- I gotta go now