English to Trump: See You Next Tuesday

Never mind that a trade war could put avocados and limes at the same price point of the (lackluster) Oregon truffle.

+/-1 keep pounding

Tonight’s special: A regional take on your American turducken wherein we stuff a kiwi into an emu and then into LOTR hobbit extra.

If service disappears from the national economic equation we’ll just be down to tech and finance. A two legged stool cannot stand.

Go Carthage!

No.

Oh meouch

This just some low-down back door electoral college bullshit, glad Putin stole that SB ring.

A good question above my pay grade, but either way...

If only NYC could find a million dollars a day somewhere to offset it

WEST COAST COURTS TO PREZ: FUCK. YOU.

Crap, I forgot to go to church again.

Nobody will be mad if you dismiss the serial fuckhead you brought out of the greys- or you can leave the garbage soul who represents the worst of humanity out there to dangle in the wind. This is America, and you have a choice. For now.

Normally it’s difficult to argue a subjective experience, but in this case you are flat out wrong. Not your fault (because you’re stupid and tasteless!), but in this instance you’re wrong.

It does?

This shouldn’t be this good.

+1 Corry’s

Always with the great ads, and this one for sure. I used to drink a tall boy or two of theirs a bit ago. Kudos on the traveling perks.