Oh good!

Do I have to buy and drink Budweiser to protest the troglodytes now? Godammit why couldn’t it have been Bohemia or Negra Modelo

I’m making some of my FIL’s chili today so it all sets overnight- soups and stews are better if they get a day to rest. It’s a good one, too- it has many of the usual spice suspects, and it’s tomato based as well, but it’s only beef chuck stew meat and sans frijoles. But the fun part is the garnish: when it’s hot and…

That’s genius- this should be the protocol for every lie. I’m going to post it in the comment section of Breitbart, see if we can’t dupe those patriots into donating.

Do we know if she inherited a shame chromosome, because it would have to be matrilineal at the very least

The amount and frequency of people in the streets is “unpresidented”, and it’s way to early say that any of it is ineffective.

Revvin’ up all the douches.

We are all Shelley Duvall now

I, too feel like I’m reliving a nightmare I can’t wake from and it’s only been a fortnight.

If you’re ever in Culver City and you can’t find a Starbucks

He was more like a nursemaid, changing republican diapers when they shit the bed.

If only Fred Trump had denied his essence.

President Flopsweat Dangerfield: Tough crowd, tough crowd- I don’t get no respect I yell ya, no respeck

Well, actually I think that you should just-

Kellyanne?

Srsly: where is the female equivalent of Goofus and Gallant?

“Oops we sold munitions to only the fascists,” –Wayne LaPierre, excluding the larger market

No he got SEXY EARS. Jk just look at that elvish abomination

“Those places are like Kryptonite to Trump!” –Carlos Mencia, still at it