It worked for Trump, so.

I had a fairly sober holiday week, but I was deathly ill for a few days and the cough still persists. I organized a family trip to see Rogue One with the inlaws and nephews right as I fell ill, and nobly sent them on without me. Alas, it was sold out- but I still got the credit.

Meh- I’ll stick with Maddow, thanks anyway.

Farewell

All the more reason to whip ‘em up– so they out themselves.

It’s comical how easily triggered they are.

Hehe just trollin’ :)

Classlessly run up the score with a stunt with less than 2 minutes to play? Garbage juice.

People who couldn’t distinguish between the lesser of two evils and wanted to disrupt the system now get what they deserve. May it lay heavily on their traitorous consciences.

Tchaikovsky is Russian, but yes- let’s think through the optics, shall we.

I was going to ask when is the Orson Welles biopic, but yeah- this is better.

Are we looking at an “editorial” decision over there to repost the story because the commentariat ripped off their masks and revealed their true nature? Or is this a glimpse into how Bannon will continue to help shape Trump’s (and Trumpworld’s) perception of reality? Rather Putinesque, isn’t it. I wouldn’t stick my…

I don’t know what you’re looking at

Based on that analysis, Santa sounds like a liberal with his hand out for a welfare check, so I fully expect Krampus to be welcomed in America like never before for the next 4 years or so.

The hot taeks in the Breitbart comment section over this are giving me hope that we will definitely unify as a nation after January 20th.

One day apropos of nothing, the maintenance guy in our building, a little old knob of a man, announced he was working on a patent for a device that one could use at home for such an unsavory (and apparently fairly common) task. It was then that I realized that an early demise – while often sad for those left behind –…

Just make sure to use a Husky and not a Ticonderoga if you run into any trouble.

Idk, Diehard is pretty great

The reign of President Amygdala is going to be exhausting.

Pretty sure Christmas is just a distraction while Trump meets with Martin Shkreli to discuss a Surgeon General appointment.