Karma? What are the rest of us being punished for– Swedish utopia? Chocolate? I know I didn’t do anything to deserve all this bullshit.

Because it’s cheaper in the long run, and hell should be right here on Earth. It is for the rest of us, why should he get off?

It’s going to be okay, buddy :)

How on Earth have you gotten this far in life without ever seeing an episode of Parks and Rec? This is troubling, and demands rectification.

That was the past, man. You’re living in the present – 2016 – where the future moves backwards.

Yeesh- when did Deadspin become THE site for MRA beta cucks to mewl and whinge on.

I believe it was organized initially to get backstage at Dio concerts. (Jk- I have no idea, and you’re right- just glad they’re here).

Jeez, I thought I heard on the radio as I was driving around yesterday that she was not going to vote for Trump. To my detractors: yes—my listening comprehension sucks, too.

I’m afraid that in my zeal, I was guilty of poor reading comprehension in addition to being weak on thoroughness.

Inside every hypocritical human being there’s a good Satanist waiting to get out.

Plus if your sick of your boring ass real name— like “Doug” — you can change it to something wicked. I got dibs on “Alistair von Ravensblood”.

Faithless electors don’t fail us now:

Just a quick reminder of their refreshingly sane tenets (from the membership page- only $25! I know what I’m getting my friends for Xmas now):

If you’re fine downplaying and normalizing nationalism then you’re part of the problem. Or you stand to gain.

And by “you” I meant “one” meaning Hughes.

There’s a political art piece in there somewhere. A bonfire of dictionaries titled “Only Feelings Now”.

It just means you have old ideas, and prefer things the way they were.

With as much might and influence? Which are those?

Who needs a law degree when you have a microphone.

Beats being an Ann Coulter impersonator.