Gosh can you imagine if hypothetically Judicial Watch with its annual budget of $32M browbeat you for 25 years over nothing how you would feel.

“Christ, I hope that’s sarcasm,” he said, as he warily starred the anonymous internet user’s comment.

All we need is a dozen Macedonian teens, a good Facebook feed and we’ll be all set. They don’t have anything else to do, now.

The kicker leaves me free associating: An orange Hindenberg blimp, hijacked by weasels- oh the humanity!

I know- just a fan of using rhetorical questions against trolls ;)

I poured one out for poor Gwen Ifill last night after reading about her death. 61, too young, talented, and accomplished. Condolences as well to those who will have to soldier on without her.

Comtrary to the popular belief that they’re born without a soul, gingers actually sell them for little perks while occupying the host body.

Do we use the electoral college in midterm elections? I forget.

Did you see that Giants fan with the poster that said ANDY DALTON EATS SKYLINE CHILI

He’s Reggie with Archie’s hair.

The shitheads who can’t understand the lesser of two evils.

“President Pence” sounds worse, amazingly.

Will you guys update us with the sick burns on the game signs from Foxboro Sunday night please thanks

Never thought I’d miss Jenna and Babs Jr.

That’s sweet and good, but let’s focus up on teaching intolerance. It’s 2016 already.

The Times dining section needs to review the Applebee’s in Racine more often is the point.

“Multi-pass!”

Studying and learning to appreciate cricket sounds like a good way to spend the next four years all of a sudden.

Let’s put Über in charge, really let the free market do its thang

What if he really is a sleeper agent like David Souter. That would be so entertaining. After all the guy’s a modern PT Barnum, been faking it thus far.