Deregulate boner pillz and NASCAR bleacher fences. #bringinpeopletogether

Possible unpopular take: many in “safe” states might-didn’t vote.

California is great precisely because of its immigrants.

We’ve lost the original intent in a sea of blithering rhetoric. I’m now voting: Yes! No Boxes Party 2020

The kids are alright.

Are you actually taking your ball and going home lol. Ironic twat is ironic

Can you be a liberal if you care about all the other causes but leave that one out?

They may largely vote democrat, but there is plenty of social conservatism in their ranks. Not necessarily liberal, per se. I, too, am ready to be corrected by any and all out there.

It’s unclear how liberal those basketball players are- are all black people liberals in your mind?

No words.

Not worse than the alternative. And that’s what we said we wanted tonight: the worst. We are a global laughing stock. Putin and ISIS are da real champs. Looking forward to Trump’s upcoming days in court.

I thought we were making fun of the South and Missouri. Just like the Great Lakes to take it all personal.

“Today we remove our ‘listening woman’ masks, and burn them on the steps of the Capitol!”

That’s a blessing- would you rather be Beavis, Butthead, hotter MacKenzie Philips, or the little special one? Tiffany’s going to be okay.

Thanks for the sustained chiming in, Ms. Stulemeijer.

It’s just a shame he’s so pro dickhead, though.

There must be a long form scar somewhere, at least.

It’s perfectly simple:

Channel 9 knew exactly what it was doing there.