Assuming this isn’t the work of some little 4chan black hat twats, it makes you wonder who’s trying to frame the stepfather. #dundundun

That is one passive-aggressive sentient Instagram account.

I’m sure that within half an hour the internet will effectively Zapruder this police action, revealing the offending municipality, and then I will know exactly where to send the yellow padded envelope filled with my Boston terrier’s shit to.

I don't know what this is, but it sounds right.

Yeah, but through the sound of the fountain Goodell heard “concussion” and called an inaudible.

The arc of moral universe is long, but it bends towards the free market.

Counterpoint: Riveting and inspired, with some stand out tracks.

He’s faking.

Clearly, we’re all here for the sanctimony.

That vogueing was Sit and Be Fit levels of slack.

Further proof of Trump being a Clinton stooge. Get Oliver Stone on the horn!

That is a very suspect Kinja burner password.

Dubs may throw Game 4 as well, just to rest him up for finals push [removes tinfoil hat, thinks twice, puts it back on, comforted]

Wow as an employer that has to deal with staffing millenials who want their birthday week off, I’m tempted to start screening applicants for this desirable attribute. “Extra-extra: getcher Watchtower here!”

I'm guessing the really were raised JW, since they seem to not know their B-day. Isn't that part of the deal? Or is that 7DAs?

BAT DANCE- better or worse?

Prove it: when's your birthday?

Sadly, I’d like to think that’s what he was doing, as he was indeed found in an elevator :(

“Vaguely sexual” or “kinda rapey”?